Jay and Silent Bob, with Justice and Willenholly, go across the street to enjoy the after party, featuring a performance from Morris Day and The Time. Chaka: It was just a tranquilizer. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, fuck / Mother fuck, mother fuck, / Noise noise noise, / 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, / Noise, noise noise / Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, / Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, / Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, / Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, / Who smokes the blunts? Jay: Look, who's the Federal Wildlife Marshal here, me or you? Chaka Luther King: Oh, but I think it is. the wrong way. Brodie: Girls like that kinda shit. Read more Read reviews Add to list . Ladies, Ladies, Ladies, Jay and Silent Bob are in the hizzouse! No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Don't tell me you have no idea there's a movie being made of the comic you two were the basis for. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. Silent Bob: Steve Kmetko: No little perv-bullshit's gonna work for this one. Silent Bob: You went to film school didn't you? She is TOO fine! This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. Echo Base, I've got a 10-07: two unauthorized on the lot, requesting backup. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Quotes Showing all 141 items Holden : If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. You gotta do the safe picture. Whillenholly: Chaka's Production Assistant: Cast and Crew . Brodie: Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Rated: Unrated Format: Blu-ray 4,242 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray from $49.98 DVD $7.50 VHS Tape $9.99 Additional Blu-ray options Edition Discs Price New from Used from Blu-ray June 29, 2021 Standard 1 $14.99 $14.99 $14.99 Blu-ray February 1, 2021 $10.14 $10.13 $13.30 Blu-ray Jay: I'm busy. Adam Carolla (Deleted scene, uncredited) as FBI Agent Sid; Production [] The film was originally titled View Askew 5 and the title was changed to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Written by God herself and sent down to the greatest band in the world: The mother-fucking Time. Jay: The alternate scenes / deleted scenes were priceless, those are the only special features I've tried out so far. [at Brodie's Secret Stash] .mw-parser-output .citation{word-wrap:break-word}.mw-parser-output .citation:target{background-color:rgba(0,127,255,0.133)}^ According to Ethan Alter of Film Journal International, Smith did not intend to make another View Askewniverse film upon completion of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, but only decided to do so several years later, following the unsuccessful release of Jersey Girl.[27]. This place licks balls compared to the Quick Stop. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: No the clit is real. Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? Get the Backstage Pass and enjoy an instant 10% discount off your in-store and online purchases. In an earlier test screening of "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back" the discussion between Marshall Willenholly and the Boulder Police about the search for Jay, Silent Bob and the missing orangutang was much longer. No, you the man, and that's the problem. How about this deal- he'll suck my dick while you watch and jerk off. Hey! Holy Shit. The white man stole it. Action, Gus or what? The fuck you talkin' about? Hey! Then there is a clip of Jay saying "Snoogans" which, he explained to Justice, means "Just kidding". Look, man. Randal Graves: See production, box office & company info. Justice is fond of the pair, but reluctantly accepts them as new patsies. They didn't really steal the monkey. [James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs are being arrested by mistake]. The monkey will spank us! The C.L.I.T is not real. But then sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him. Jay : What the fuck is the Internet? Whillenholly: / Fifteen bucks, little man, / Put that shit in my hand, / If that money doesn't show, / Then you owe me, owe me, owe, / My jungle love, yeah, / Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe, / I think I want to know ya, know ya, / Yeah, what? . Here's your coffee sir, booger-free. Five hours and not a single ride. Well, um, let me just talk to the other girls and get back to you. An orangutan's a member of the great ape family, it's not a monkey. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Extended Scene - YouTube This is an extended scene not featured in any of the releases. Christ, Ben, I said I'm busy. James Van Der Beek: edit crew name : nOmArch. Jay: Fred: By what name was Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) officially released in India in English? Damn second rule in that book should be: "Trim that shit". See, here's the pulse. And this is your finger, far away from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass. Goddamn yous all to hell! [Bluntman and Cock-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers]. They took your intellectual property and turned it into one 90-minute long gay joke. Brodie: Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. Cock-Knocker: Why didn't Miramax option his other comic instead. Let's kick 'em out! [12], Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back received mixed reviews from critics. Another white boy in this movie? Man, who the fuck steals monkeys? But Miramax - you know, Miramax Films - paid me a shitload of money for "Bluntman and Chronic." Sorry to interrupt sirs, but we've got a 10-07 on our hands. [slightly amused] After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Did ya hear that fuckin' guy tellin' me how to fuckin' raise ya? And I'm, like, "Jay and Silent Bob." When convenience store hangabouts Jay and Bob (see "Clerks") learn a film is being made with their comic book alter egos Bluntman and Chronic (see "Chasing Amy") and without any payment to them, the doped-out duo undertake a cross-country odyssey (see "Dogma") to sabotage the production (see "Mallrats"). We sincerely apologize to all Platypus enthusiasts out there who are offended by that thoughtless comment about the Platypi. It may be a laugh-free wasteland for the rest of us, but Jay and Silent Bob scavengers will find some meagre scraps to forage for if they have several hours to spare. Hey look, I'm sorry I dragged you away from whatever-gay-serial-killers-who-ride-horses-and-like-to-play-golf-touchy-feely-picture you're supposed to be doing this week. Holden: Two-disc set. Then I rub my nose with it. Here's your coffee sir. Jay: Jay: Oh, that Affleck! Alright, don't you fuckin' move you little shit machine. Wes Craven: Now they may be titled to sound like the best kick-ass tributes to porn and gross-out humour that you'll ever see, but this is tame material that's just plain dull. Then you can do the art picture. Bobby Boy, stay here while mommy picks up the free cheese, kay? Jay : What buzz? She has a nice voice, too. Fuck fuck fuck fuck Willenholly: Jay: If I go to prison will you wait for me? Well, we want somethin' for our mental anguish. What's your damage, little boy? This DVD was reviewed on a JVC XV-S57 DVD player. Right about here is where the angel's supposed to show up and tell you NOT to pull your dick out, but we bitch-slapped that motherfucker and send him packing, so it's smooth sailing. Nothing. Now you're gonna tell me the monkey's gay. Man, that shit was so gay - fucking eighties style. Fuck, Biggs, did you even READ the script? It incorporates all cent. Jay says you guys had a Star Wars themed wedding, and you tied the knot dressed as Storm Troopers. Teen #2: En route, they befriend an animal liberation group: Justice, Sissy, Missy, Chrissy, and Brent. Affleck, you the bomb in "Phantoms", yo! Hooker #1: You know, Lunchbox she could be the one. So I'm sure it'll be Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a film. I miss dating a lesbian. Chaka: Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and dick and fart jokes? He's crying out, "When Lord? Assistant Director(GWH 2): [Justice is almost repulsed when Jay makes a quick save]. Hey, wait a second! Date Original Film Was Released : 2001. No, it always comes back to that fucking pie! So what's the deal here? I'm HAUNTED by it! Jay: Would you stop saying that? Let's remember who talked who into doing this shit in the first place. Sissy: Well, actually there was this one time Clark: Uh the fat one's watchin the little one? Good luck! The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie. Smith announced in February 2017 that he was writing a sequel called Jay and Silent Bob Reboot and started filming in February 2019[3][4][5][6] and was released on October 15 that same year. I pinch it like this. Brent: My bad. Jay: Two reasons. Your Momma's going to try to score. Whillenholly: [Looks down] Un-ban us. I said you LOVE the cock. At least Holden had the good sense to leave his name off of it. Silent Bob: Fuck! Dude, I think I just filled the cup. Banky: What are you, fucking retarded? And sometimes, you go back to the well. Suzanne beats up the actors, knocking them out, and Jay and Silent Bob assume the roles. Jay: Whillenholly: Jay: Holden: That would never work as a movie. However, Catholic tradition insists that these four (and some sisters also mentioned in the text) were cousins of Jesus and not siblings, thus maintaining the Perpetual Virginity of Mary. You're just no longer any good, Will Hunting. Jay and Silent Bob Reboot R 2019, Comedy, 1h 35m 64% Tomatometer 42 Reviews 93% Audience Score 500+ Verified Ratings What to know critics consensus Fan-focused to a fault, Jay & Silent Bob. Just to put you off some more, Kevin Smith introduces each clip with rambling ill-prepared thoughts that typify a director who believes in the hype of a creation he should have moved on from years ago. Hmm, I don't know. The other thieves arrive and a climactic final battle ensues. Sissy: Jason Biggs: There are no inadequacies. Don't you recognize me? Banky: I can't believe Judi Dench played me. Yeah, you do that. Jay: Do you know that I came up with the idea for Sesame Street? Devil Jay: Four brothers of Jesus are named in the Bible: James, Joseph, Judas, and Simon. [several security guards, led by Gordon, have suddenly rushed onto the set of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season]. 1 Continuity mistake: During the shootout at the end, J and SB are hiding behind the car and a shot pierces the car between their heads. That's it boy, put the dick down. [to Silent Bob] Fuckin' smokin'! Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, the dopey duo head for hollywood to. Alright. So it occurs to me that people badmouthing you on some website is NONE OF MY FUCKING CONCERN! Its the female orgasm that's the myth. This is a site populated by militant movie buffs: sad, pathetic little bastards living in their parents' basement downloading scripts and what they think is inside information about movies and actors they claim to despise yet can't stop discussing.